¡No pierda la realidad!

El Guardabosques Solitario y Tonto fueron acampar en el desierto.  Después de que consiguieron su tienda de campaña todo establecido, ambos hombres se cayeron profundamente dormidos.

¿Algunas horas más tarde, Tonto despierta al Guardabosques Solitario y dice, 'mire hacia el cielo, qué ves? '

'El Guardabosques Solitario contesta, 'Veo millones de estrellas. '

'¿Qué comunican? ' preguntó Tonto.

El Guardabosques Solitario reflexiona durante un minuto entonces dice, 'Astronómicamente hablar, me dice que hay millones de galaxias y potencialmente los mil millones de planetas.

Astrológicamente, me dice que el Saturno está en Leo. El tiempo parece ser aproximadamente las tres y cuarto de la mañana. Meteorológicamente, parece que tendremos un día hermoso mañana. ¿Qué comunica a usted Tonto? '

'Usted más mudo que búfalo, usted idiota. ¡Significa que alguien robó la tienda de campaña! '

¡No pierda la realidad!


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does it convey?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it convey to you Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo, you idiot. It means someone stole the tent!'

Do not miss the reality!


infoyogee....................
 
 

Avoid multi-tasking

You're on the phone with a supplier, while quietly typing up notes about your previous phone call. As soon as you hang up, a colleague sends you an instant message, which you read over while dialing your manager's extension number. During your phone conversation, you start updating your week's to-do list.
To boost our productivity, many of us multitask like this to some degree. And, in a world where the pace of life is often frantic, people who can multitask are typically seen as efficient and effective.

Actually, multitasking often doesn't make us as productive as we think. What's more, it's likely that the quality of our work is worse when we multitask. In fact, it could actually be costing us time instead of creating it.

The biggest problem with multitasking is that it can lower the quality of our work - we try to do two or more things at once, and the result is that we do everything less well than if we focused properly on each task in turn. For instance, it would be almost impossible to write a good-quality presentation while having an emotionally charged conversation with a co-worker!

Another major downside to multitasking is the effect it has on our stress levels. Dealing with multiple things at once makes us feel overwhelmed, drained, and frazzled. On the other hand, think of how satisfied you feel when you devote your full attention to one task. You're able to focus, and you'll probably finish it feeling as if you've not only completed something, but done it well.


infoyogee..............